The Temptress

I think I'm too drunk to drive...
Oh, Saturday

Right after I checked into the gym this morning, a beautiful woman in a low cut tank top asked me if I wanted to try something…

So of course I said yes!!!

Now I’m on the elliptical and my skin is tingling. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum just walked by. And there’s a piece of cake on the floor that says “eat me“.

One of the side effects — of what “the Temptress” made me try — promises “skin ripping pumps”.

Oh boy. Sounds painful. Can’t wait.

Remember kids, never accept…

Oooh! Look at the stars!

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