Right after I checked into the gym this morning, a beautiful woman in a low cut tank top asked me if I wanted to try something…
So of course I said yes!!!
Now I’m on the elliptical and my skin is tingling. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum just walked by. And there’s a piece of cake on the floor that says “eat me“.
One of the side effects — of what “the Temptress” made me try — promises “skin ripping pumps”.
Oh boy. Sounds painful. Can’t wait.
Remember kids, never accept…
Oooh! Look at the stars!