The selfie drop

A positive distraction
Discontinuity of existence

Dropping 2 selfies for the price of 1, baby!

Also, I made them all artistic and special with FX & stuff (like all the cool kids do) and I’m not even going to charge extra (because it was a lot of work and took me like 5 minutes).

PS. Ignore the facial hair. It’s not mine.

PPS. You are only allowed to look at this on my phone.


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