Standing in line at Target. I have about 10 items. I’m on deck.
I see the middle aged woman in sunglasses behind me has only 1 item. A pack of gum.
I turn to her, I smile, “Would you like to go in front of me?”
She says, in a surprisingly irritable tone, “Why?”
“Um, because you only have 1 item.”
‘Oh. Right. Ok.’
Orange County. You so silly.