Go up to the cafe counter to purchase coffee. The cashier hands me a mug. The general manager sees it and goes, “A mug? You never use a mug!”
“I know. I forgot my travel mug in my car.”
Manager turns to the cashier, “Just give it to him.”
“Hey, I can just go get my mug.”
“No, no. I want to see what happens.”
And I’m thinking, “What’s going to happen?” O_o
Well, I’ll tell you what happens…
I’m going to drink complimentary coffee out of the mug they gave me… and make all my dreams come true. And maybe go up for a second or third cup when I’m finished.
And hope nothing too crazy happens.