Feline blindness

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Ok. Seriously. How blind do you have to be to not notice this CAT.

I mean, it’s RIGHT THERE.

O_O

Also, that sword hilt design is silly.

Maybe the cat designed it.

Maybe that’s the deal. No one noticed the CAT moonlights as a blacksmith.

And you know what they say, “Don’t let a blacksmith cat cross your path.” or something.

Look at him there. He looks so smug with that, “Yeah. I made dis sword. Whatchoo gonna do about it? Do you even blacksmith, bro?” look.

Damn that blacksmith CAT and his arrogance and that silly sword he made.

Wut?

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Originally published on: May 7, 2014 @ 20:31

Out of body, out of mind?

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Weird thought of the day:

I wonder if anyone who ever had an out of body experience ever came back to their body and their body was like:

“Where have you been!? You were out with your shady friends again, weren’t you? I lay here all night worried sick about you! Don’t you ever just leave without leaving a note.”

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Originally published on: Jul 29, 2014 @ 09:22

Risks of the job

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Confession of the day:

Every time someone says “Let me grab my manager for you.” I picture them going into the back room and doing something they could get fired for.

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Vik: Management through inappropriate acts – Chapter 1 “The Manager Grab”

Zero: …I suppose the alternative is you could ask someone to grab their manager, and when they get their manager, you can say, “That’s not what I meant.” And then they show YOU the exit.

Candie: Innocent-looking employee quietly approaches manager, gently cradles a buttock, and walks to their locker to gather their belongings.

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Originally published on: May 28, 2014 @ 16:29

Vertical driving ascension

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I await the day when technology advances to the point that someone can literally drive me up a wall and I can turn to them and say, “You’re driving me up the wall” in context.

That will be fun to do that one time.

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Originally published on: Oct 10, 2014 @ 12:51

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