Inner dialogue

Why I like talking to myself…

Hey self…
Yeah, Zero?

You remember that time we ate a whole box of ice cream sandwiches?
Oh yeah, man. That was awesome!

I wonder if we could do it again…
Oh, I’m sure we could!

Oh, I don’t know. That’s a lot of sandwiches…
Oh please! It’s me you’re talking to!

Yeah. You’re right. I bet we could.
I know we could!

Should we?
Oh, absolutely! I’ve never been more sure about anything in my life!

Good answer!
Thanks, bro!

Hey…
What?

You complete me.
Oooooh yooooou.

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The Temptress

Right after I checked into the gym this morning, a beautiful woman in a low cut tank top asked me if I wanted to try something…

So of course I said yes!!!

Now I’m on the elliptical and my skin is tingling. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum just walked by. And there’s a piece of cake on the floor that says “eat me“.

One of the side effects — of what “the Temptress” made me try — promises “skin ripping pumps”.

Oh boy. Sounds painful. Can’t wait.

Remember kids, never accept…

Oooh! Look at the stars!

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Oh, Saturday

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Oh Saturday. We don’t usually do it together, but today I’m going to do that thing with you…

Laundry.

But first I need to go over to the place where people are getting hot & sweaty together…

The gym.

It’s going to be a sexy Saturday. Awww yeaaaaah.

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Themes:

Born for business

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I just realized while sitting in my car with the engine running that sitting in my car with the engine running probably costs me about $5 an hour.

So now I’m sitting in my car with the engine running trying to figure out a viable business plan where I can charge people $10 an hour to sit in my car with the engine running…

Yeah! I was born for business, baby!

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Today I learned…

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Today I learned that gay guys can pretty much shout anything complimentary to women anywhere at any time… and it appears they like it.

Which got me to thinking: I wonder if I can do that?

Maybe I’ll try it at the gym tomorrow…

“OMG girlfrien’!!! You got some dangerous curves!!! And I just love your hair!!!”

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Worth the walk

In contrast to yesterday, the gym parking lot is mostly empty this morning. But I parked over here anyway.

And while the sun is struggling to break through the clouds, it’s still beautiful.

And worth the walk. :)

Happy New *One, people!

*Year.

Our little Millennium is growing up so fast. She’s a teenager now!

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