The talking tree

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Doesn’t it kind of defeat the purpose of wearing an outfit entirely made up of camouflage if you wear a neon yellow visibility vest over it?

I mean, I probably would’ve mistaken the guy for an out-of-place talking tree if it wasn’t for that vest.

Maybe he was afraid someone would try to chop him down?

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And I quote

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“That awkward moment you realize that almost Anything in quotes followed by a dash with a name after it automatically makes the person who said it seem smarter.” — Zero Dean

Muahahaha!

Muahahaha!

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I need a real universal remote

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Sometimes I wish life had a quick “undo” button — you know, for silly things like spilling coffee on your laptop (I hear that happens).

But I also wish it had a “replay” for those times you want to experience something again and again and again.

But… I guess that’s what memories are for.

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Ha. Ha. Ha. Fire pole.

‘This happens everywhere I go!’

Grandmother: “Oh really? Well, you have a very happy smiling face.”

‘It doesn’t matter where I sit, they always find me.’

2 year old long haired blue eyed blonde boy who is turned around to stare and smile at me: (verbalized) “Ha.” “Ha.” “Ha.” “Ha.” — “Fire pole”.

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