Rant mode

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Guy walks into the men’s locker room. He’s ranting, “These guys that just sit on the machines and stare — they slow everything down.”

Older guy, Russian accent, without hesitation, “What are you, commanding an army!? Let it go!”

Ranting man: Rant mode deactivated.

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Themes:

Browsing my spam folder

Browsing my spam folder, I note that spammers are:

  1. Some of the most creative spellers I’ve ever seen.
  2.  [***Censored by Facebook staff***]
  3.  Think I want to be a long distance runner or something.
  4. Somehow found me a suitable recipient for a large sum of money.
  5. Must think I spend a lot of time in bed.
  6. [***Censored by Facebook staff***]
  7. Not very romantic: “You will no longer need to buy her flowers”.
  8. And finally, assume I don’t already have six pack abs. Come on!

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