Feline blindness

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Ok. Seriously. How blind do you have to be to not notice this CAT.

I mean, it’s RIGHT THERE.

O_O

Also, that sword hilt design is silly.

Maybe the cat designed it.

Maybe that’s the deal. No one noticed the CAT moonlights as a blacksmith.

And you know what they say, “Don’t let a blacksmith cat cross your path.” or something.

Look at him there. He looks so smug with that, “Yeah. I made dis sword. Whatchoo gonna do about it? Do you even blacksmith, bro?” look.

Damn that blacksmith CAT and his arrogance and that silly sword he made.

Wut?

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Originally published on: May 7, 2014 @ 20:31

Gym eggs

“You have chickens?”
“I have chickens! I will bring you eggs.”

This was the gist of the conversation I had with my Mexican friend at the gym the other day.

And so it came to be that I now have freshly laid eggs.

My mutant powers strike again.

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Photogenic parking lot pics

December 8, 4:39PM:

Sometimes you just gotta take a picture in a parking lot.

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December 12, 4:53PM:

More boring parking lot pics.

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December 19, 4:48PM:

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January 22, 5:44PM:

That sunset though.

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January 30, 5:26PM:

More of dat sky.

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Bill Dollar said he was sad because the sky is crying…

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Bill Dollar said he was sad because the sky is crying. I told Bill Dollar that it’s really just the sky sweating because the sky works out to stay healthy just like we do.

This made Bill Dollar happy.

Then Bill Dollar tried to drink the sky sweat and I told Bill Dollar that was disgusting.

He said sky sweat tasted like parking lot.

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My signature selfie look

Please hold. Signature selfie look experiment in progress.

Everyone needs a signature selfie look. Sadly, I haven’t found mine yet — because I very rarely take selfies.

But apparently all the kids are (still) doing it — and selfies are very popular.

So please bear with me. This might get bumpy

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