Public Service Announcement:
Statistically speaking, you are more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark.
So what I’m saying is, don’t trust cows!
The more you know.
Originally published on: Dec 20, 2011 @ 18:29
Remember kids, if you try to hug a *stranger who doesn’t like being hugged, you might get shanked.
*May also apply to family. Especially applicable during family get togethers. Always make sure Grandma isn’t armed.
Also applicable in prison.
RE: The more you know!