They shoot! They…
Sometimes I find the amount of effort necessary to not fully commit to something to be astonishing.
And this is at the gym — where putting in some effort is kind of the point, no?
BRAIN ERROR: Current mental conditions cannot support creative thought processes. Creative posts will resume once mental traffic can meet intellectual capacity required for cognitive thinking.
* This error message was inspired by the Netflix streaming error I see regularly on my phone while trying to watch movies or TV shows while doing cardio.
I don’t know exactly how that error message goes, but it’s certainly in the same “We’re giving ‘er all she’s got Captain, and she canna’ take no more!” spirit.
And that — just now — was a Star Trek reference.
That awkward moment your website traffic logs indicate and increase in traffic from an “unknown origin”.
And considering that the “Internet” should be a known origin, you are left with the belief that the only reasonable thing to conclude is that “unknown origin” is — ALIENS!
So this place I do laundry at has the most suspicious — and potentially the most lazy — washers ever.
Once you’ve inserted your last coin, it takes 30 seconds before anything even remotely begins to happen.
I have to wonder why the washer needs 30 seconds when it could’ve at least started thinking about doing my laundry the moment I started inserting coins.
The least it could do is start blinking some lights or something.
But no. It just sits there in what appears to be silent judgement. Waiting.
It’s like my coins are being sent through some interstellar portal and it takes at least 30 seconds for my payment to be verified by some alien party on the other end.
I think no shopping experience is complete without a shopping cart mascot. Meet Clampy. He’s a lobster with loops for hands.
Clampy dreams of one day owning a watermelon farm. I support your dreams, lil fella.
Look Dad, I’m unstoppable! O_o