Senses 2.0

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Dear scientists,

There should be an on/off switch for all senses, not just for eyesight.

At least give me a regulator…

Just walked by the perfume counter at the mall?
Dial down your sense of smell.

Added too much hot sauce to your chimichanga?
Dial down your taste buds.

Kids making a racket?
Dial it down.

Think about it.

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Tinted limbs

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Dear body,

I would like to have more control over which parts of my skin real estate you decide to tan.

I feel like I have an involuntary tan where you have decided my driver’s side arm needed more coloring than my right… Or my face, for example.

And that’s not quite right.

Now, I don’t mind being a little different. Heck, that’s kind of my thing…

But if we could just evenly distribute my tan, maybe I wouldn’t look like an action figure with one limb from another action figure.

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