Dear person in the car 3 parking spaces away from mine,
On behalf of everyone within a half mile radius, I would just like to say that it is certainly an interesting and unexpected experience listening to the bass from your stereo make the various parts of your car rattle.
And while none of us can quite make out what you are listening to, because the vocals are so distorted as a result of you turning the volume up so high that it is impossible for your speakers to render the vocal track with any degree of accuracy, we would all like to thank you for wanting us to be a part of your impromptu amateur music broadcast experience.
Sadly, we must dock points for the lack of vocal clarity as well as the undesirable noises being made as a result of your car rattling.
We must also dock points for not allowing people to opt out of this auditory experience.
If this auditory experience was an email, it would immediately be flagged as spam. Naughty naughty.
The judges award you 2.3 out of 10 points, which is quite low, but look on the bright side, you can almost only go up from here.
Looking forward to your next broadcast, not so much.
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