Bill Dollar said he was sad because the sky is crying…

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Bill Dollar said he was sad because the sky is crying. I told Bill Dollar that it’s really just the sky sweating because the sky works out to stay healthy just like we do.

This made Bill Dollar happy.

Then Bill Dollar tried to drink the sky sweat and I told Bill Dollar that was disgusting.

He said sky sweat tasted like parking lot.

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Themes:

Forgetful

2:28 PM

Crap. I forgot to take and post a selfie today.

Maybe tomorrow.

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2:35 PM

Just a heads up: I’m probably gonna drop a selfie tomorrow.

I don’t care if that’s not how you’re supposed to say it.

That’s how I say it.

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4:44 PM

To prepare myself for dropping a fresh selfie tomorrow, here’s an old selfie from March.

And as no “pre-selfie drop test” would be complete without a pop star frog, Bill Dollar and a squirrel, and 2 bears fighting, here’s a selfie with me, a pop star frog, Bill Dollar and a squirrel, and 2 bears fighting.

Because sometimes you need that.

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Bill Dollar heads south

10:33AM

Bill Dollar is excited. He says he’s always been fascinated by the mobility of sand.

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11:19AM

Bill Dollar says that even though we didn’t see any walking sands, this rest area more than fulfilled his needs.

Me, on the other hand, I think shady looking rest area survey buttons are a conspiracy to kill unicorns. And every time you push one a unicorn dies.

I hope you’re happy, Bill Dollar, because that’s one less unicorn in the world.

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11:20AM

Call it a hunch, but something tells me that Bill Dollar is afraid of snakes.

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12:26PM

Bill Dollar says that he doesn’t know what cuidado are, but they don’t look half as as scary as rattlesnakes.

To emphasize how serious he is, he put on his serious face.

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1:15PM

I told Bill Dollar that I thought he was reading it wrong, but he still couldn’t stop laughing.

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2:13PM

Bill Dollar says he wasn’t going to *throw* anything.

I asked Bill Dollar if he doing one of those weird “word-loophole games” he plays to bypass the rules.

He told me to drop it.

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