Sanguivoriphobia

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9:28PM

I did not get bitten by any vampires today.

It was a good day.

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8:58AM The next morning…

It occurs to me that, due to the fact that vampires are most active at night, I should be posting my vampire bite status updates in the mornings, not right before I go to bed. Duh.

So just in case you’re wondering — or concerned — I did not get bitten by any vampires last night.

I’m vampire free for another day. Booyah!

And to those who are concerned about the possibility that I’ll be bitten by a vampire, thank you.

It’s nice that you care about my status as a vampire affliction free being.

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