Subtlety is my middle name

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Confession of the day:

I once got kicked out of a spelling bee because they asked me to spell what I heard as the word “LAM”.

So I said, “Lam?”

And they said, “Lam.”

So I spelled:

Lam. — L. A. M. — Lam.

And they said, BZZZZT! WRONG!

And I was booted from the game and discouraged from entering any more spelling bees

BUT!

And, as it turns out, after all these years, I WAS RIGHT!

That IS how you spell “LAM”.

THOSE BASTARDS!

So, I just want this to be a lesson to everyone:

LIFE ISN’T FARE!

And I was rite! That’s the other lesion!

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