Walk up to cafe counter.
Manager greets me, “Zero! What can I get you?”
“I would like 20 butters…”
He laughs, “Ok. 20 butters!” *he hands me the container that holds ALL the butter packets. There are at least 20 in there.* “Anything else?”
“And a coffee, please.” I say as I hand him my rewards card.
*He swipes it*
“You have no rewards today.”
*I hand him my credit card. He swipes it and hands it back to me*
“Do you feel better than I swiped your card?”
“Always!” … and then I realize he swiped it, but didn’t process the transaction.
“Enjoy your coffee.”
Laughing, “Thank you!”