Someone to talk to

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Whenever you feel lonely and want someone to talk to, I suggest going to a store and asking to speak to a manager…

And then when the manager arrives, just start talking about whatever is on your mind.

“Hello, I’m the manager.”

“Hi! Do you like movies? I like movies. Man, some days I just sit in my pajamas and watch Netflix all day. You ever do that? Hey, are you on Reddit? Do you like cats? I like cats.”

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