That awkward moment you see a billboard advertising boots with “anti-fatigue technology”.
I can only assume this means that whenever the boots sense that you’re getting tired, they come to life and literally kick your butt.
Man, I love technology, but seriously, you can save yourself some money and just hire me.
And if you act now, I’m offering a special “Buy 2 Anti-Fatigue Butt Kickings and Get 1 Free!” deal.
That’s a 33% savings over my regular anti-fatigue butt kicking offer!
Don’t wait! Call now, slackers!