I’m not superstitious, but somewhere in an alternate universe, today — Saturday the 13th — is a really unlucky day for some people.
And in that universe, an infinite number of monkeys are currently typing out a screenplay about a LaCrosse mask wearing madman, named Michael Jordan, who terrorizes a small town by shrinking all the kids.
And it goes on to win an Oscar.
- Dear parallel universe # 1,005,004,056
- When it’s finally my turn to be ruler of the universe…
- Control Z
- Horn settings
- Universal toilet seat covers