I did not get bitten by any vampires today.
It was a good day.
8:58AM The next morning…
It occurs to me that, due to the fact that vampires are most active at night, I should be posting my vampire bite status updates in the mornings, not right before I go to bed. Duh.
So just in case you’re wondering — or concerned — I did not get bitten by any vampires last night.
I’m vampire free for another day. Booyah!
And to those who are concerned about the possibility that I’ll be bitten by a vampire, thank you.
It’s nice that you care about my status as a vampire affliction free being.