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As I received a very rude email from someone all upset with me this morning because my posts were showing up on her Facebook wall and wondering how I could basically be so evil and do such a thing because I am not her friend (duh), let me remind you that y’all are following a page.

And if you don’t like my brilliant, hilarious, positive, and awesome posts (clearly), you can just unlike the page. You don’t have to send me hate mail. O_o

And if you want to be friends on Facebook (crazy, I know!), just send me a friend request.

Live long and may the force be with you, you’re a wizard, Harry.

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