I dare you to find something more badass than ripping the “don’t remove” tags off mattresses at the mattress store.
From the comments:
Janene: I walk in the “Do not enter” door. Yes, I’m that bad.
Chris: DUDE! It says “Under penalty of Federal Law”!!
Dawn: I put extra chocolate in my milk shake. Yep, I go there.
Shoushannah: I never read the rules but I check the agreement box anyways. I know that doesn’t make me bad but a fool
Zero: “I do not recall…” and “I have no recollection of that…” seems to work out rather well for political and corporate figures… ;)