Relationship update: "It's complicated"

Walk into cafe. Get coffee.

See one of the staff and wave. She waves back and comes over.

“Hey, so you’re my boyfriend now.”
“I am?”
“Yes. They started calling you my boyfriend here because you come in every day. And I wanted you to know.”
“Ok. I’m your boyfriend.”
“Yes.”
“Ok, but wait. I had lunch with Nigel yesterday–”
“I know. He told me. He’s the one that started it. He said, ‘I had lunch with your boyfriend.’ Now everyone is saying it.”
“Ok.”
“But don’t tell anyone.”
“Oh. I won’t. I won’t tell anyone.”

And then I laughed like this:

MUAHAHAHAHA!

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