Manager walks over.
“Hey, Zero. I made the wrong bagel for someone. Do you want it?”
Not wanting to seem overeager, “Oh…” *sigh* “Oooookaaaay.”
Immediately followed by, “YES I WANT IT!”
This is what happens when I try to be cool (failure).
Doesn’t matter. Still got a free bagel, my precious.
And I did make him laugh (my intention), so it’s still a win.