One and Two

Wanted: A good man
It's not the hours of sleep in the night...

At the checkout counter, the woman looks at the name on my card…

“Zero?”
Yep.
“That’s your name?”
Yep.
“I’m just curious… Do you have any siblings?”
Yep.
“What are their names?”

*straight face* One and Two.

*she laughs — then catches herself when I maintain my straight face*

“Are you being serious?”
Absolutely.

“Wow, that’s–”
Nah! I’m just messing with you!

*she let’s loose a huge release-of-tension laugh*

It’s good to have some fun with it from time to time.

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