I’ve discovered — quite by accident — that acting like I’m nearsighted when looking at ladies is a great way to…
…well, look at ladies.
With this in mind, I think the next obvious step in trying to find a suitable mate will be to experiment with acting blind while at the gym.
I’m heading to Home Depot later to pick up a really long stick.
These flawless girl getting techniques are coming so fast lately, I’m thinking I should write a book!