No really, trust me, I'm blind…

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I’ve discovered — quite by accident — that acting like I’m nearsighted when looking at ladies is a great way to…

…well, look at ladies.

With this in mind, I think the next obvious step in trying to find a suitable mate will be to experiment with acting blind while at the gym.

I’m heading to Home Depot later to pick up a really long stick.

These flawless girl getting techniques are coming so fast lately, I’m thinking I should write a book!

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