No "ands", "ifs", or…

I almost walked up to a girl at the gym and told her that she had a really nice butt, today.

Not even in a “I’m hitting on you” kinda way, but in a, “I really respect whatever you did to get your ass that way” kinda way.

But then I played Magic Mental 8 Ball and it came up, “Undesirable response likely”.

Which was kind of a relief, because I really wouldn’t know where to take the conversation from there.

“You have a really nice butt.”
“Thank you.”
“Can I high-five it?”

Um, yeah.

It’s probably for the best it didn’t happen.

But there’s always tomorrow.

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