I almost walked up to a girl at the gym and told her that she had a really nice butt, today.
Not even in a “I’m hitting on you” kinda way, but in a, “I really respect whatever you did to get your ass that way” kinda way.
But then I played Magic Mental 8 Ball and it came up, “Undesirable response likely”.
Which was kind of a relief, because I really wouldn’t know where to take the conversation from there.
“You have a really nice butt.”
“Can I high-five it?”
It’s probably for the best it didn’t happen.
But there’s always tomorrow.