My virginity.

I'm in a lot of bands.
Green tea.

[Zero Dean] is no longer a virgin! YESSSS!

Nah, I’m just kidding…

I mean… I’m not.

But, you know, I didn’t just have sex.

I mean, I wouldn’t tell you if I did — that would be weird. I mean weirder than usual.

But anyway… I didn’t (just have sex).

So, how is your day going then?

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