Like a moment from the movies, I step out of my car just as a pretty girl with short shorts and a tank top is about to walk by.
Momentarily disoriented, I proceed to miss putting my phone in my pocket and instead drop it straight to the pavement with a thud.
The girl notices — and without missing a beat kind of laughs and says, “I hate when that happens”.
And then we *kissed.
*Okay, we only kissed in my imagination, but still. Instead, she kept walking while I picked up my phone and checked for damage (none — saved by the case).
In any case, whoever wrote this script sucks! ;)