Walk through the men’s locker room to the showers. The showers are empty and there is a Latino handyman standing on a step ladder — with his back to me — working on a light fixture.
I proceed to make electric zapping noises and then duck into a shower.
I hear him laugh, and when I peek out, he is looking around for the source of the noise.
I say, “You’re not going to get electrocuted if I take a shower, are you?”
“If I do, I just scream.”, he says.
So I proceeded to take a shower.
I didn’t hear any screaming, but he wasn’t on the ladder when I got out.
I’m thinking spontaneous combustion.