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I just wanted to let everyone know that based on a very short and informal scientific study (that I did on myself in the last 10 minutes), I’ve come to the conclusion that every time the moon is more than 90% full, my humor powers are at their lowest points of the month.

Yes, it’s true. I have LHD (Lunar Humor Deficiency). Not to be confused with Load Haul Dump, which Wikipedia tells me is a thing.

In any case, since we moved to this new page on October 10th, I just haven’t been that funny — so I wanted to get to the bottom of that for you. And now that I have, we can all stop worrying about that (and you can stop sending me letters about it) and can proceed to once again send me your swimsuit photos and animal pics and such. Or animals in swimsuits. I suppose that could be cool, too. (I’m easily amused) ;)

In any case, I can assure you that once I’m working under more favorable lunar conditions, my humor will return in full. And you’ll probably want to prepare for that.

Until then, we will have to get by with art, photos, quotes, and games.

Which reminds me, we will resume the 20 Second Sketch game tomorrow. And if you’re not set up to receive page notifications, that would be cool and probably helpful (for you).

I posted about that the other day.

This is where I would normally finish with a funny punchline or something, but LHD, *man. LH freakin’ D.

*Actually, there is a 73% chance you are a female. And there is a 100% chance I am completely ok with that.

Lunar Humor Deficiency (LHD)

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