That awkward moment midway through chewing a mouthful of something you unexpectedly decide to abort the process in a very unglamorous fashion out your driver’s side window.

Shame on you, food, for fooling me into thinking you were worthy of entering my temple!

Fortunately, my gatekeeper, Gagdalf was on duty and dealt with you in an appropriate fashion…

“You. Shall. Not. Pass!”

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