If dreams came true…

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Everyone wants their dreams to come true. Well, I don’t.

If my dreams came true, the world would be a very, very strange place.

Suddenly Matt Damon shows up on Segway and battles it out with Vik Sohal who’s riding a giant pygmy hippo that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And my car turns into a giant Dorito, so I eat it. And then I get married to my Natalie Portman action figure who turns out to be a talking giraffe in disguise. Too late, we’ve already made Zero-giraffe babies!

You don’t want that.

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