I wouldn't say that

Saga of the little old lady wearing pink at Panera Bread.
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In cafe. Cashier swipes my card. Then looks at it.

“Your real name is Zero?”
“Yes. It really is.”
“Your parents were creative.”
“Indeed.”

There is a sort of awkward silence and she registers what I’ve said.

And then she looks up, “And no one ever picked on you about your name?”

O_o

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