I’ve decided that in order to increase my eccentricity factor, from this day forth, instead of simply ordering anything like a normal person, I shall now request [descriptive name of item] plus the word “action”.
For example, if I want coffee, I shall now order “hot coffee action”.
If I want a bagel, I shall request “sweet blueberry bagel action”.
It took me a while to get to this point, but now that I’m on the brink of making this transition, it just feels right.
Awww yeah. We’ve got some eccentric decision making action going on right here.
Originally published on: Dec 12, 2013 @ 14:28