Home Depot

Immunity
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3:27PM

Oh damn. I just found myself in Home Depot without adult supervision. I’m a goner

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3:36PM

Not one, but three pairs of high performance work gloves.

For you and your mutant friend — or when you want to give the most epic high five ever.

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3:47PM

Approached by Home Depot guy while in the process of turning myself into Darth Vader with oversized plastic piping (true story), “Can I help you?”

“Yeah, you got any twine?” —

*he gives me a blank look while I take off my makeshift body armor*

–“You know, like string?”

“Oh, string. Yeah. Aisle 24. Midway down. Just head this way and hang a left.”

“Awesome. Thanks.”

Wut? O_o

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