Holiday madness

No really, trust me, I'm blind...
When it's finally my turn to be ruler of the universe...

So as holiday madness begins, I just want to let people know that if you need a “digital ear”, you can always txt me (or leave a message) on my public line at: 612-888-3648

And I will do my best to respond accordingly based on your message. (Unless you’re being a reindeer ass, then I won’t respond)

Note, you are anonymous unless you tell me who you are.

Use this while going mad in long lines, during bouts of boredom, bad holiday dates, or whatever. I’m here for you.

I’m not always immediately available, but I do my best.

Happy holidays.

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