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Unexpected regret of the day:

I own two almost identical grey long-sleeved shirts. I put one on of them on after working out at the gym this morning.

As I walked out to my car, I noticed — once again — a tiny hole in the front of that particular shirt.

So in order to deter myself from wearing the holey shirt again, when I got to my car, I stuffed my finger into the hole and proceeded to rip my shirt off — Hulk style.

I then reached into my car, pulled out the other grey shirt and put it on.

I was just sitting here thinking how totally odd that would’ve seemed to anyone watching.

It almost makes me want to do it again, but like at the gym — or in the 10 items or less line at Target. And with growling sound effects.

And maybe green contact lenses.

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