Grumpy calf status update by Zero Dean @ ZeroTalking.com Tinted limbs Silly Sprint. This is a normal calf. And this a calf on lousy air guitar landings. Feels better though. Read the comments on Facebook Related: The Air Guitar Incident: Part 1 The Air Guitar Incident: Part 2 “What happened?” Crutch guitar! The Air Guitar Incident: Summary Grumpy calf. Just when I think I can walk… Just because I can do it myself… The perils of being debilitated. Sometimes doors swing both ways.