In the self-serve section of the grocery store there is a trail mix called “everything”.
So after I put a little in my bag, I started opening up boxes and bags of other things I wanted to add to it.
Because if you label something as “everything”, I expect everything.
Who knew that I could get so many items in the store for only $3.99 per pound if I simply put them in my self-serve bag!? ;)
*And that’s how you get escorted by security out of a grocery store. ;)
*No, that didn’t really happen, but the scenario did play out in my head.