Eight dollars


At Trader Joe’s. The cashier starts ringing me up and asks, “How are you?”
“I’m awesome. How are YOU?”
“I’m good!”, she laughs, “That will be $8 even.”
“I did that on purpose.”
“Yup. All my purchases. All day. Right on the dollar.”
“That’s amazing!”
“Well… It would be. But it’s not.”
“Why not!?”
With a smile, “Because this is the only thing I’ve purchased all day!”

She bursts out laughing — and then I walk away like a guy who only pays for things in whole dollar amounts.

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