Eeee e eeez!

Men’s locker room at the gym.
Shaving.

My Hispanic facilities manager friend with the thick accent sees me…

“Eeee e eeez!”
“What?”

“Eeee e eeez!”

Oh no. I still have no idea what he’s saying.

“What?”
“EeeeR e eeez!”

“Oh, ‘Here he is!'”
“Yes! Eeer he is! Sorry!”

“Oh, no worries. Your English is way better than my Spanish!”

“Oh, you speak Spanish?”
“Agua.”

And with that, I think I said everything I needed to say.

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