When I run an auto accessory business, I’m going to create anti-drone technology for convertible cars.
“Do you drive a convertible?
Has your Bon Jovi CD collection gone missing? What about your favorite travel mug or that pair of sunglasses you forgot about?
Do you like feeling safe?
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99% of the people we polled think it’s only going to get worse!
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