Denial

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That awkward moment you’re about to write a post about how the music currently playing in the cafe you’re in sounds like something out of a porno…

But then you come to your senses and realize you’ve never ever ever EVER seen a porno in your entire life and you have absolutely no idea or frame of reference at all as to what porn soundtracks may or may not sound like and people definitely shouldn’t judge you for wanting to make a joke about it.

I know nothing. I deny everything!

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Originally published on: Nov 15, 2014 @ 15:40

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