Dear shady guy in the cap and hoodie,
Ah. The smash and grab. It’s like a box of chocolates.
Here’s what you’ve recently acquired:
- A backpack
Inside the backpack…
- Gym sneakers
- Shaving gel
- Shower flip flops
- A portable shaver
- Hair clippers
- 3 pairs of socks
- A bag of toiletries: deodorant, razor, clippers, toothbrush & paste…
Probably not the haul you were looking for, but I hope you find a use for them.
And thanks. I am now once again faced with having to choose a new body wash.
And a new passenger side window. I’ll need one of those, too.
- Catalytic converter theft attempt saga
- Day 312: I wake up. Something’s not right.
- Day 486: “The car thief.”
- My evolution into a badass.
- Should I stay or should I go now.