I was required to learn how to tie my shoes before I learned how to drive.
And yet, we now we live in an age where cars drive themselves, but shoes don’t tie themselves.
I think you have failed to realize that there are far more shoes on earth that need tying than there are cars that need driving!
Where are your priorities? O_o
From the comments:
Vik: Giant shoe car – a step forward? You knew that was coming
Zero: I want shoes that TIE themselves, not DRIVE themselves!
Vik: Right. Stride Rite Vader Tie Fighter Sneaker.
Zero: This is not the sneaker technology I’m looking for.
Vik: When you’re running, it really helps you stay on target.
Zero: Unless you ARE the target!
Vik: I sense another failed gym pickup line!
Zero: Maybe, but if I get struck down using it, I shall become more powerful than they can possibly imagine.