Dear Insects…

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Dear insects that land on me and make me hit myself,

You think you’re so freaking funny, don’t you?

I can picture it now…

“Hey Bob, watch me make this guy hit himself!”

“Ha ha ha. Yeah! Do it, Kenny. Do it!”

*Slap!*

“Oh my god, you killed Kenny! You bastard!”

Ok. It wasn’t funny that time.

That was actually tragic.

But you know what I mean.

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