Dear insects that land on me and make me hit myself,
You think you’re so freaking funny, don’t you?
I can picture it now…
“Hey Bob, watch me make this guy hit himself!”
“Ha ha ha. Yeah! Do it, Kenny. Do it!”
“Oh my god, you killed Kenny! You bastard!”
Ok. It wasn’t funny that time.
That was actually tragic.
But you know what I mean.