Dear Google –
I realize it is highly suspect (or hilarious) that I’m even trying to look up “best mating rituals” to begin with…
(but that’s because — inspired by my earlier post — I was going to make a joke about “alpha male” displays at the gym)
But what I find even more suspect is that you think it would be a good idea for me to search BestBuy.com for “mating rituals” instead. O_o
Awww heck… let’s do it.