Walk into cafe. Go to order coffee.
One of the staff is talking to a manager while holding a pastry, “What do you think about this?”, he says, pointing at something on its surface.
The manager takes a close look at it, “Looks like chocolate.” (the pastry obviously bumped into something that had chocolate on it at some point in its journey)
I speak up, “Oh man. That’s terrible. You should probably throw that out –”
Which they do whenever they have a “defective” product…
“– but if you do, you should just toss it over the other side of the counter over there,” I say, pointing to where my laptop is set up.
I finish ordering my coffee and go back to my table.
Where a defective, but delicious, pastry is waiting for me.